F*ck Tuesday...

I mean, Monday you can see coming.  You know Monday and all its craziness and bullshit.  You see Monday coming.  But fucking Tuesday, fuck, that has just been an ass kicker lately.

I am not sure when Tuesday started to be such a bitch.  I just know that she has arrived and is in full force Karen mode.  Every Tuesday for the past few months, I have been exhausted.  Just bone weary tired.  I do not feel like that any other day of the week, only Tuesday.  And it also seems, I grant this just may be bias and projection, that Tuesday has been hosting regular shitshow events in the recent past.

It is like Tuesday got upset that Monday got top billing of days of the week for being a total pain in the ass, and now Tuesday is vying for top billing.  I would like to respectfully request Tuesday to return to her previous banality.  For the love of fucking God!  Please.

As a divorce attorney, Mondays suck.  As do Fridays.  Mondays frequently masquerade as Fridays, but make no mistake, they are all Mondays all the time.  For a divorce lawyer, everyone has issues on Monday and Friday.  The prospective two days of the week where we are supposed to get a break from domestic strife and trouble, mean that we pay handsomely the two days prior which just so happen to be Monday and Friday.

But now Tuesday is vying for a top slot in days of the week that have a habit of sucking.  And it is intolerable really.  I cannot deal with Tuesday’s new suckage.  Everything seems to go wrong, I am fucking exhausted and it seems as though the whole world is just looking for a fight. What the fuck Tuesday?

I haven’t figured it out yet...why Tuesday is suddenly such a bitch.  But I am working on it, diligently.  I am doing my best to restart my Tuesdays...yesterday I restarted it like 17 times.  And that wasn’t even a really bad Tuesday, as it were.

Today, I am grateful it is Wednesday.  Wednesday is rapidly becoming a favorite of mine because it has been providing relief from the onslaught Monday and Tuesday have been leveling lately.  Perhaps Monday got tired of being the least favorite day of the week and co-opted Tuesday to join its ranks. So now they are fucking up our weeks as some sort of malevolent dynamic duo.  It is a one, two punch I could really do without!

I am not sure if this is just a phenomena of my life or if this is something that is more global.  I will go on record of stating that I do not care for it regardless.

So, for now, fuck Tuesday.  I am tired and stressed enough and I don’t need its bullshit.  And I am very grateful for a mellow Wednesday right now, although me just saying that probably means that I just jinxed the fuck out of Wednesday...

I know each day is its own dominion and really how they go depends mostly on my attitude...so, yes, I do know that I am part of the problem.  However, I felt like I just had to put this whole Tuesday bullshit out there.  Pain shared is halved. Or something like that.

Send me a comment if your Tuesdays have been fucked recently.  I would really like to know whether this is a more global thing or just me.  Thanks in advance for your insights.  And may we all somehow convince Tuesday to return to just another day of the week and not someone vying for Monday’s spot!

Right now, Tuesday's only redeeming feature is that it is Taco Tuesday. Other than that, I would like to give the day back, please. Tacos do make everything better...So I will take two tacos to go without the side of crap Tuesday is currently passing off as hot sauce, please.

Thanks.